A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a porce.
The attorney asked, May I help you?
The farmer said, Yeah, I want to get one of them dayvorces.
The attorney said, Well do you have any grounds?
The farmer said, Yeah, I got about 140 acres.
The attorney said, No, you don't understand, do you have a case?
The farmer said, No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere.
The attorney said, No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge1?
The farmer said, Yeah, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere.
The attorney said, No sir, I mean do you have a suit?
The farmer said, Yes, sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.
The exasperated2 attorney said, Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?
The farmer said, No sir, we both get up about 4:30.
Finally, the attorney said, Okay, let me put it this way: why do you want a porce?
The farmer replied, Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.
